Bract Jokes

1. How do leaf clusters start a duel?
They stand Bract to Bract.
2. What is the favorite beverage of a botanist?
Bud-wiser.
3. Which hooded flower married Marc Anthoney?
Calyptera patra.
4. After typing too much what did the botanist develop?
Carpel- tunnel syndrome.
5. What do you call an arch that is as wide as it is tall made out of soil?
A Cantena-ry.
6. How do botanists and soil scientists listen to satelights?
With Catenas.
7. How did the botanist, after dealing with fertilizer, clean her hands?
She had a manure-cure.
8. The happy botanist was looking very chipper.
9. Ah go fly a chitin.
10. Wacky definitions: bostryx
A city North of New yorkx.