Brad Pitt Jokes / Recent Jokes

A boy goes up to his dad and asks the difference between "potentially" and "realistically." The father wants his son to learn, so, being the good dad he is, he gives his son an exercise.
"Go ask your mother, brother and sister the following question: Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
He asks his mother and she replies, "Well I don't know. That is a lot of money so I guess I would. We could use the money to fix up the house and send you guys to a good college."
His sister says, "Sure. He's hot. I'd do it for free."
And his brother answers, "Well I guess I would. That's a lot of money."
He returns to his father and his father asks, "Well, what did you learn?" The boy says, "Potentially we are sitting on three million dollars. Realistically we are living with two sluts and a fag."

I've been thinking about Angelina Jolie saying the she and Brad Pitt want to adopt another child. Is it just me, or does this scream "reality show"? Why not have 10 kids, say, up to age three, living with Brad and Angelina in their mansion. Then every week one could be eliminated and sent back to the third-world hellhole they came from. There could even be immunity challenges-for example, if a kid tests negative for intestinal parasites, he's immune and can't be eliminated that week. When it gets down to the final five kids, America votes for its favorite. The winner gets to be the next Jolie-Pitt, and maybe a sitcom deal with UPN.

Brad Pitt has told "Esquire" magazine he will not wed until every American is legally able to get married. Hypocritically, Pitt will continue to have sex with Angelina Jolie even though banging a hot movie star is an option still unavailable to most of our citizens.

Brad Pitt described the cesarean birth of his daughter Shiloh as, "Truly peaceful," while new mom Angelina Jolie described it as, "Having my fucking stomach cut open."

Angelina and Brad Pitt have filed papers and requested to change their newly adopted son’s surname to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt.

According to thier publicist's the couple was tired of calling him Pax Thien, Asian #12.

A bodyguard for Angelrad was caught on tape roughing up a British photographer in India. The photog said the bodyguard had his fingers on his windpipe and would kill him if he took their photo.
A spokesman for the übercouple was quick to issue a statement.
"As you all know, Brad and Angelina care very, very deeply about all the children of the world. But once those children grow up, they're considered fair game."