Britney Spears Jokes / Recent Jokes

Britney Spears was criticized by fans and in the press for flashing her nether region to paparazzi on a number of occasions.

Britney responded to the criticism by saying, "C'mon, it's just a vagina. Everybody has one."

A six-month pregnant Britney Spears has posed nude for the upcoming issue of Harper's Bazaar. It's hardly anything x-rated. Britney covers her breasts with her arms and keeps her legs crossed at the knee, so you won't be seeing her private area, or an old tattoo that says, "Dustin Diamond's Bitch" on her inner thigh.

Britney Spears and that wigga from YouTube are getting divorced.
If THEY can't make it work, what chance do the rest of us have?

Now that K-Fed is out of the picture, Britney Spears is finally free to get back to doing what she does best: making mind-numbingly awful music for gay men.

A court spokeswoman says Britney Spears has filed for divorce from rapper/dancer Kevin Federline. Can you actually believe that there are men out there that think they now have a shot at the new divorcee? I don't even think Kevin is gay. Oh well, happy hunting fellas.

Needless to say, there's no Britney Spears exhibit.

Hollywood, CA - Road-comedian Billy Spado, 43, raised the standup comedy bar to staggering new heights on Tuesday at Hollywood's own The Comedy Store with brilliantly hilarious cracks about the US-Mexican border, as well as Britney Spears recent performance at the VMA awards show. Spado's unique style of observational humor left the 90-person audience breathless from laughter.

"Bush should build a wall along the Mexican border to keep out illegal immigrants. And you know who's gonna build that wall? The illegal Mexican immigrants, that's who!" Spado exclaimed to a cheering crowd.

Spado's crack about Spears' VMA performance was a stunningly brilliant sight gag that we can't really put into words, but trust us, it absolutely slaughtered the crowd.

Spado will be here all week.