Britney Spears Jokes / Recent Jokes

In entertainment news, Britney Spears reportedly quietly went to the hospital this week for her teeth. Don't know why she's being so secretive everyone has already seen one of her cavities.

Britney Spears won't perform on this year's MTV Video Music Awards, according to her manager. Since she lost custody of her kids, Britney has no one to drive her to the show.

Pop star Britney Spears named her first son Sean Preston, making his initials "S.P." A year later she named her second son Sutton Pierce, making his initials "S.P."
In an eerie coincidence, the initials "S.P." also stand for Shitty Parent!

Britney Spears donned a wig and glasses to blend in with party-goers at K-Fed's album release. I'm not sure why she needed a disguise, as no one would believe that anyone as famous as Spears would ever attend such a crappy party.

Britney Spears filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences and his new album. Spears will get to keep everything she had before the two married, including 100% of the couple's assets and talent.

In the Dec. 11 issue of Rolling Stone Britney Spears says her sons Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, already have potty mouths. She says that Sean Preston has used the F-word. In Sean Preston's defense, sometimes it's hard not to drop the F-bomb when a car cuts you off in traffic.

A Namibian official's claim that Britney Spears plans to have her next baby in that nation has been denied by one of Spears' representatives. Incidentally, it was that same Namibian official who started the Richard Gere gerbil rumor.