Bruce Jokes / Recent Jokes
Sheila and Bruce have not been practising safe sex. While bruce never takes his socks off, he was disinclined to wear a condom. Now the poor girl discovers that she is pregnant and says "If you don't marry me I'm gonna jump off sydney harbour bridge." Bruces reply is a fond slap on the back. "Your not only a great root your also a good sport."
Because I'm a Guy...
...I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.
...when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Oh, and when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another guy shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer.
...when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.
...I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like more...
Because I'm a Guy... I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator....when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Oh, and when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another guy shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer....when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue....I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk, or bread. I cannot more...
What is Bruce Lee's favorite weapon?
Kodaa Lee
According to Bruce Lee, which is the Venomous snake?
Ana Lee
Place where Bruce Lee stays when he is in Kerala
Adima Lee
Bruce Lee's Favorite Malayalam Channel
Kaira Lee
Bruce Lee favorite vegetable?
Thakkaa Lee
What sound does Bruce Lee make when some one hits him?
Nilavi Lee
What is Bruce Lee's pet
Chunde Lee
What kind of water does Bruce Lee prefer with his lunch?
Karingaa Lee
What is Bruce Lee's Girl Friend's name?
Anaarka Lee
What is Bruce Lee's nick name?
Neeraa Lee
While in kerala he likes to be known
Malaya Lee
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Bruce!
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
What is Bruce Lee's favorite weapon?
----- Kodaa Lee
According to Bruce Lee, which is the Venomous snake?
----- Ana Lee
Place where Bruce Lee stays when he is in Kerala?
----- Adima Lee
Bruce Lee's Favorite Malayalam Channel?
----- Kaira Lee
Bruce Lee favorite vegitable?
----- Thakkaa Lee
What sound does Bruce Lee make when some one hits him?
----- Nilavi Lee
What is Bruce Lee's pet?
------ Chunde Lee
What kind of water does Bruce Lee prefer with his lunch?
------ Karingaa Lee
What is Bruce Lee's Girl Friend's name?
------ Anaarka Lee
What is Bruce Lee's nick name?
------ Neeraa Lee
While in kerala he likes to be known?
------ Malaya Lee
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.