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Having a child of 5 is not a great thing for the parents because they cannot tell each other when they want to have sex out loud.
So this couple used secret meanings. They refer to sex as "doing laundry".
So one day, the father wants to have sex and says to the kid, "Tell mommy that I have some laundry for her to do." So the kid goes tell his mother, "Mommy, mommy, daddy says that he wants you to do his laundry."
The mother was quite busy at the time so she says to the kid, "Tell daddy that the washing machine is not working right now." So the kid go and tells the father that the machine is broken.
The father is really desperate and tells the kid, "Go and tell mommy that I really need her to do my laundry... ASAP." The kid goes tell the mother and the mother still say that she is busy.
After an hour or so, the mother is free and wants to relieve her husband. So she tells the kid, "Go tell daddy that I can more...

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first.

One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking. "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details. "

This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, more...

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don `t really care for them.
4. Although they don `t really care for them, they always have one
Around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their
Luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off
If the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don `t learn from their
Mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
Clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something To wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
Beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, more...

A business tycoon was also a keen cricketer. One day he was in his office when received a call and was asked if he was busy.

'Busy?' he shouted.' Don't you know that my time is worth ten pounds a minute?'

'Well,' said the captain,' how about laying a thousand pounds worth of cricket on Sunday?'

A manager in a big company needed to contact one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered voice on the first ring, "Hello?"
"Is your Daddy home?" the boss quickly asked. "Yes", whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked, feeling somewhat put-off by this delay. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No."
"Son, is there any one there besides you?" the boss impatiently asked the child. "Yes", whispered the child, "A policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" more...

Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just more...

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.