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Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking. "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details. " This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone more...
Q)How do you keep Santa and Banta Busy?
Ans)Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corners.
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim. The man who has been injured request for a priest. The police officer on the scene turns around and ask if there is a priest in the crowd. Nobody answers. The man still cryes out "A priest, a priest please". The officer once again turns around and ask if there is a priest in the crowd. Suddenly, an old jewish rabby comes up and say "Officer, I'm a old 70 years old Rabbi, but I've lived for 20 years behind St. Patrick church. Every night I hear them in their prayers. Maybe I can help." So the officer bring the Rabbi to the dying man. The Rabbi kneels down and addresses these following words to the dying man:"B1-I18-N44-G56-O75"
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"So let me get this straight - your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"
"Looking for me."
Finally getting a shore leave after being out to sea for a couple of months, the sailor made his way to a brothel and told the madam he wanted a lady for the evening.
The madam told him that they were very busy at the moment and he would have to wait. Having been at sea for such a lengthy time, he was impatient and told her he didn't want to wait. He asked if he could possibly have a go with her, if she wasn't busy.
After some price negotiations, she reluctantly agreed and they went up to a room.
The sailor proceeded to put his best moves on her and finally asked breathlessly, "Well, how am I doing?"
"I'd have to say you're doing about three knots," the madam replied.
"Three knots? What does that mean?" he asked.
"It's knot hard, it's knot in and you are knot getting your money back!" she replied.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar: Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler