Cackle Jokes

A witch joke
What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
One make spells and the other spell makes!

A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A witch laughing her head off!

A witch joke
Why do witches go to the docks?
To see the bats being launched!

A wizard joke
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because the sorcerers often have milk in them!

A witch joke
What is an octopus?
An eight sided cat!

A wizard joke
Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway!

A witch joke
Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies?
She wanted to put some money in the kitty!

What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.

A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!

A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
Lucky!

A witch joke
What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!

A witch joke
What does a witch turn when the lights go out?
The dark!

A witch joke
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To keep their hats pointed!

A witch joke
What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!

A witch joke
What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Hex-aminations!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!

A witch joke
What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?
A bird that’s ugly but doesn’t give a hoot!

A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a minefield!

A witch joke
What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch?
One composes and the other decomposes!

A witch joke
Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?
Because she thought everybody loved her!

A witch joke
What usually runs in witches’ families?
Noses!