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Why dont cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldnt eat another mortal.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.

Q: How do you help a starving cannibal?
A: Give him a hand!

Q: How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? A: He became a vegetarian.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bum

What did the cannibals parents say when she brought her boyfriend home? Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!