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Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

What is the cannibals favorite game? Swallow my Leader.

When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

Two cannibals are eating a man, one starting from the head the other from the feet.
A few minutes into their feast the one who started from the head says to the one who started at the feet,"How's it going down their?".
The other answers,"I'm having a ball!".
To which the answer is,"Slow down you're going to fast!"

Stanley Livingston, in deepest Africa, finds a cannibal restaurant. The specialty of the day is brains - fried doctor brains for twenty bucks, sautéed architect brains for twenty-five bucks, and roasted attorney brains for two hundred bucks. Livingston, perplexed, asks the waiter why the attorney brains are so costly. The waiter snorts, "Do you know what a job it is to clean those suckers?"

Whats the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!