Carton Jokes / Recent Jokes
I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants their coffee black.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton for hours?
A. Because she noticed the word "concentrate" on the container.
your momma is so fat when she got lost they had to lose all four sides of the milk carton.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton for hours?
A. Because she noticed the word "concentrate" on the container.
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill board that says "Don't do crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants. * You stare at a carton of orange juice because it says "concentrate." * Your bumper sticker reads: "One more Whore and We Get Gore." * The nativity scene you set up in your yard at Christmas includes two pink flamingos and baby Jesus lying in a painted tire. * Most of your teeth are on a chain around your neck. * You hunt from your bedroom window. * Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade. * You refrigerate your food stamps. * You use a 10 penny nail to pick your teeth after a night of road kill. * You have ever dressed your child as a "Snot-rag" for Halloween. * Your idea of a loaded dishwasher is getting your wife drunk. * You and your spouse get divorced and you are still relatives. * You go to your local ice cream store and order more...