Celebrity Jokes / Recent Jokes

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are driving down the highway in a convertible. Lindsay knows that she is speeding so she asks Paris if there is a cop behind them? So Paris looks behind their car and sees a cop and says "Oh my God Lindsay, there is a cop behind us!" Lindsay says "That sucks! Are his lights on?" Paris answers, "Yes. .. No. .. Yes. .. No. .. Yes. .. No. .."

Kanye West. .. We haven't seen this much of one man cutting into somebody since O.J. Simpson!

A selection of headlines from the Mike Tyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath:
' 'A Bad Bite for Boxing'' - The News & Observer of Raleigh.
' 'Twice Bitten'' - Times-Picayune of New Orleans.
' 'Bite of the Century!'' - Arizona Republic.
' 'Bite Night'' - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader.
' 'Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night'' - The Record of Hackensack, N.J.
' 'Reality Bites'' - Times Union of Albany, N.Y.
' 'Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell'' - Salt Lake Tribune.
' 'Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism'' - The (Baltimore) Sun.
' 'Biting Commentary'' - The Boston Herald.
' 'Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield'' - Huntsville (Ala.) Times.
' 'Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson'' - The Indianapolis Star.
' 'Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight'' - Sun-Sentinel, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
' 'Earmarks of cowardice'' - Houston Chronicle.
' 'Earmark of an eerie night'' - The Atlanta more...

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

If Tyson gets banned for life, he could always become a barber. Think about it: You could walk into his shop and say, "Hey, Mike! Could you take a little off the ears?

Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? A: Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Q: How do you know that Calista Flockhart (Ally McBeal) doesn't exist?
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds!