Celebrity Jokes / Recent Jokes
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from girl. Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends. Girlfriends, take heed!! There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere! It goes by the street name "Beer". All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, "Bud."
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night?? A: Hansons.
Celebrity: someone who works all his life to be recognized, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Q: What did O. J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife? A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?
Kanye West told Complex Magazine he is the most intelligent rapper in the world. He made the claim after successfully counting to eight.
By Doug Chagnon