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Have you heard about the celebrity golf tournament?

O. J. had a wicked slice.

Heidi Fleiss kept hooking.

Ted Kennedy had an affinity for water hazards.

Nobody would go to "sudden death" with Jack Kevorkian.

Greg Louganis kept putting the ball in the wrong hole.

John Bobbitt couldn't get the ball in the air.

Monica Lewinsky kept "lipping" the hole.

Stick your tongue out. Move it up and down. Relax. Now move it left and right. Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.

Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It's her turn to guess the word. Voice Over: And the password is... black dick! Nancy: Um... is it a place? Her partner: No. Nancy: Is it a person? Her partner: No. Nancy: Hmm, then it must be a thing. Um, is it something Imight want to eat? Her partner, exasperated: Well, I dunno, maybe. Nancy: Is it black dick?

It has been reported Nick Lachey wants people to leave Jessica Simpson alone as she fights her losing battle with her weight. Wait, where is Nick Lachey, it's been a while since we have seen him. .. Jessica ate him!

An Entertainment Tonight reporter was interviewing Jessica Simpson recently, when Jessica took off her shoes. The reporter noticed each shoe had written inside, in small letters, TGIF, and asked Jessica about it. "Oh, that?" Jessica replied. "Just a little helpful reminder, because I can be pretty sleepy in the mornings. It means Toes Go in First."

Q: What is the difference between Serena Williams and Kanye West? A: At least Serena has the BALLS to back up her statements!

Kanye West is gonna show up to Patrick Swayze's funeral, take the microphone, and say "I'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute. But Michael Jackson had the best death of the year."
By JLH