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Some Charles Manson followers are currently being considered for parole. The parole board said, "As long as they're not following Marilyn Manson."

Many people have noticed that Tolkien's novel "The Lord of the
Rings" bears an uncanny resemblance to the game of Dungeons and
Dragons, in that it contains elves, dwarves, orcs and so forth.
Clearly Tolkien was much influenced by D&D, and a recently
unearthed recording, probably made by MI5, shows him playing
Dungeons and Dragons on the floor of his rooms in Merton College,
Oxford, one evening, with C.S. Lewis, Charles Williams, and
various other luminaries.
Here is part of the transcript of the recording, which all will
agree is of great historical interest.
C.S. Lewis: Well, Tom, it's really good of you to come along and
act as Dungeon Master for the evening. Haven't enjoyed myself so
much since I played in G.K. Chesterton's dungeon and slew Father
Brown.
T.S. Eliot (for it is he): Thanks. Anyway, is Father Aslan going
to go and explore the Waste Land further yet, or will he have
another drink?
Lewis: That more...

Why is Ray Charles always smiling?
He doesn't know he is black!

His girlfriend`s father was interviewing Young Charles.
"So," said that impressive personage, "you want to be my so-in-law, do you?
"Not particularly," said Charles tactlessly, "but if I want to marry your daughter I haven`t much choice, have I?"

Knock KnockWhos there! Charles! Charles who? Charles your luck on the lottery!

What is the definition of endless love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing Tennis.

I heard this from a Welsh friend of mine,
Peter Gardiner, who lives in London.
It is the wedding day of Prince Charles and
Lady Di. Charles had been up late the night
before boozing with his old Navy buddies,
woke up late, threw on his clothes and rushed
to the Royal Coach and set off. In the coach,
he noticed that he had forgotten his shoes, so
he borrowed the ones his valet was wearing,
but they were 2 sizes too small.
Charles made it through the ceremony, then
through the reception with his feet in agony the
whole time, and finally with great
relief, went upstairs with his new bride.
Their departure was noticed by the Queen and
Queen Mother who followed them up and
listened at the the door. First they heard,
"Ohhh, ohhh, that feels so goood, it was sooo
tight."
"I told you she was," said the Queen to the
Queen Mother.
Then they heard,
"Ohhh, ohhh, ohhh, ahhhh, that feels more...