Charlie Jokes / Recent Jokes

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first visit to a big-city church." When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began." You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow." I walked up the trail to the gate," Joe continued." The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him." Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on." That would be the usher," Charlie explained." Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said." You mean the aisle," Charlie said." Then he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued." Pew," Charlie retorted." Yeah," recalled joe. "That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church."When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began."You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a worldly fellow."I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued."The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him."Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on."That would be the usher," Charlie explained."Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said."You mean the aisle," Charlie said."Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued."Pew," Charlie retorted."Yeah," recalled Joe. "That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."

Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"
The guy says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack."
The guy's wife says, "That's terrible!"
The guy says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie..."

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Mary asked, "How much for that faucet?"
Walt replied, "That's pewter and it costs $300."
"My goodness that sure is a lot," Mary exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room Walt yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the faucet."
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, “What took you so long? ”

The guy says, “That was the worst game of golf I’ve ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack. ”

The guy’s wife says, “That’s terrible! ”

The guy says, “I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie…”

there was a guy who thoght his wife was cheating on him.so he went to the pet store to by a hamster to watch her while he was gone.he saw one hamster it was $500 dollers he thoght it was too much.he saw another one but it was $200 dollers.still too much.he saw one that was $25 dollers, he took it.the pet store manager said "there are 2 things you have to know,1 it tells you everything that happened that day and 2 it hangs by its balls.so he names the hamster charlie.he gtes back from work and says,""charlie what hyappened today."mail man come.then wa=hat happened mail man deliver mail.then what happened.wife invite mail man inside.then what happened.mail man take wifes shirt off.then what happened. mail man and wife have sex. then what happened.sorry, fell of boner.

Charlie Weis' malpractice lawsuit puts the high-risk gastric bypass surgery in the spotlight. Namely, that it does not work.