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After being away on a lengthy business trip, Rob thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the clerk at the cosmetics counter. The clerk showed him a bottle with a price tag of $85.00.
"That's a bit much," Rob said, so the clerk showed him a bottle that cost only $50.
"That's a bit much, too," said Rob, so the clerk returned with an even smaller bottle for $30.
"That's still quite a bit," groaned Rob. Growing annoyed, the clerk pulled out a tiny $15. bottle.
Still not satisfied, Rob said, "What I mean is, I'd like to see something really cheap."
Without hesitation, the clerk handed him a mirror.
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
"Thats still quite a bit," Tom groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50."That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30."Thats still quite a bit," Tom groused.Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."So the clerk handed him a mirror.
After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. So he stopped at the mall and went into one of the bigger anchor stores and approached the cosmetics counter.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she replaced it in the case and pulled out a smaller bottle for $30.00.
"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.
Mildly perturbed, the clerk put that bottle back in its place and brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
"What I mean," said Tom, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."
Now annoyed at the man, the clerk handed him a mirror.
I have a really cheap friend who throws the worst house parties. He invited me over one time and poured me a glass of wine.
He goes "try this, it's a'99."
I choked it down, coughed, looked at him, and said "you must mean it's a $3.99."
After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to
bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50. 00.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller
bottle for $30. 00.
"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15. 00 bottle.
"What I mean," said Tom, "is I'd like to see something really
cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.