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Hilary is at a pet store and is looking or a talking parrot. She noticed one that was much cheaper then the rest. She asks the store "Why is this parrot so much cheaper then the rest." The store owner replies "That one was at a whore house and has dirty language."

So Hilary takes buys this one thinking she can teach it better language. She then takes it to the oval office and the bird says "New house new madam." Hilary gets frustrated and walks out

Then Chelsea comes in and the bird says "New house new Whore." so Chelsea gets mad and storms out.

Then Mr. Clinton comes in and the bird says "Hey Bill."

The official list of types of pussy found throughout the land.
1. Expensive pussy: Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of the pussy found on the USC campus falls into this category.
Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great.
Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion. Often not worth it.
2. Cheap pussy: Very rare. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter what you do. Cheap pussy can be recognized by the following - she will often pay for dinner, understands when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily hurt, but shakes it off.
Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You're lucky if you find this.
Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can more...