Cheeseburger Jokes / Recent Jokes
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
I walked into a bar today and see a sign hanging over the bar which reads:CHEESEBURGER: $1.50CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50HANDJOB $10.00Checking my wallet for the necessary payment, I walked up to the bar
and beckoned to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving
drinks to a meager looking group of men."Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", "are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?""Yes", she purred, "I am."
so I said: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger"
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, & a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers pulled up. They came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger out of his hand and took a huge bite from it. The second biker drank the trucker's coffee, & the third biker wolfed down the apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word, just paid the cashier & left. When he was gone, the bikers snickered & congratulated each other for being such bad asses. As the cashier walked up, a biker growled, "He ain't much of a man is he?" "He's not much of a driver neither," replied the cashier. "He just backed his 18 wheeler over three motorcycles."
There are three priests at McDonalds and they all order cheeseburgers and a coke. Well one priest decides to save his cheeseburger for later and sticks it in his pocket. When he gets to church another priest is preaching. The sermon goes god in in your heart god is in your hand god is in your pocket. The priest sticks his hand in his pocket and says
I sure hope god dont eat my cheeseburger!
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".
The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here".