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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!

your momma is like a double cheeseburger fat tasty and only worth a buck.

The president goes into a library. "I would like a cheeseburger and fries," he says in a loud, clear voice."
"But sir," says the assistant, "this is a library."
"Gee, I'm sorry," says Bush, and whispers very quietly, "I'd like a cheeseburger and fries."

A lady walks into a building and says to the clerk, " I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink, and fries."

The clerk says, "This is a library."

Then the lady whispers, "Sorry, I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink and fries.

A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".
The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here".

A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here".

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian may i have a cheeseburger and a small frie and the librarian says "this is a library". So the man says (wispering) may i have a cheeseburger and a small frie.