Cheeta Jokes

Tarzan got into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa and, while the lion was defeated, it did manage to destroy Tarzan's eye and rip off his arm and his dick.
Needless to say, Tarzan's jungle friends helped him out by giving him the parts he needed... the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a dick. A while later, Cheeta the Chimp asked Tarzan how his new parts were working out for him.
"Tarzan like. With new eye, Tarzan can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But, Tarzan no like new wee-wee," Tarzan replied.
"Why not?" asked Cheeta.
"It keep taking weeds and shoving in Tarzan's ass!" Tarzan complained.

What would cheeta be if Tarzan and Jane were Jewish?
A fur coat
What would cheeta be if Tarzan and Jane were Polish?
A gifted child
What would cheeta be if Tarzan and Jane were Italian?
The other woman