Chelsea Jokes / Recent Jokes

A relative heard this on C-Span the night of President Clinton's economic
address...
Chelsea wasn't feeling well at her private school. She went to the infirmary
to get some aspirin. The nurse discovered that nobody had ever signed
a parental consent form to authorize the school to dispense medicine to
the First Kid.
The nurse told Chelsea that they needed to contact one of her parents for
permission to give her aspirin. Chelsea told her, "Oh, please call Daddy.
Mom's far too busy."

Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them. Sent by Nic

Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad cant keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.

He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!"

Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replies.
"I'll take those mirrors out right away!"

What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?" Not according to Dad."

This joke is kind of dated but it's still funny.
Al Gore, Bill, Hilary, and Chelsea Clinton were all riding in the Airforce One. Out of the blue Gore says, "I could throw a hundred, one dollar bills out the window and make a hundred people happy." Bill says, "Well I could throw ten, ten dollar bills out the window, and make ten people very happy." Hilary, not wanting to be left out, says "Well I could throw one, one hundred dollar bill out the window and make one person extremely happy." Chelsea rolled her eyes and said "Well i could throw all three of you out the window and make the whole nation happy!"

What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?"Not according to Dad."