Cherry Jokes / Recent Jokes

A girl walks into a bar and asks for a manhattan with a plum in it.
The bartender says, "You mean a cherry."
She says, "No, I mean a plum."
The bartender says, "Look lady, I've been tending bar for 20 years and you're the first person that's ever asked for a manhattan with a plum. Where did you ever get that idea?"
She said, "Well, about 3 years ago I lost my cherry, and I've been plumb crazy ever since!"

Aaron Thetires (Air in the Tires)
Abe Rudder (Hey Brother)
Abbie Birthday (Happy Birthday)
Abel N. Willan (Able and Willing)
Achilles Punks (I'll Kill These Punks)
Adam Bomb (Atom Bomb)
Adam Meway (Out of My Way)
Adam Sapple (Adam's Apple)
Adolf Oliver Nippils (Ate Off All Of Her Nipples)
Al B. Zienya (I'll Be Seeing You)
Al DePantzeu (I'll De-Pants You)
Al Gore-Rythim (Algorithym)
Al Kaholic (Alcoholic)
Al Kaseltzer (Alkaseltzer)
Al Kickurass (I'll Kick Your Ass)
Al Killeu (I'll Kill You)
Al Luminum (Aluminum)
Al Nino (El Nino)
Al O'Moaney (Alimony)
Alpha Kenny Wun (I'll Fuck Anyone)
Alec Tricity (Electricity)
Alex Blaine Layder (I'll Explain Later)
Alf Abet (Alphabet)
Ali Gator (Ali Gator)
Allota Fagina (A lot of vagina)
Amanda B. Recandwithe (A Man to Be Reckoned With)
Amanda Lay (A Man To Lay)
Amanda Hugnkiss (A Man to Hug and Kiss)
Andy more...

A youngish man goes to the doctor and tells him his situation.
"
I have ten kids and I don't want any more, can you give me some recommended tretments?"
"
Sure."
replied the doctor and continues. "
Well, you could have a vesectomy..."
and trails off.
The patient turns pale.
"
Or you could just light a cherry cracker and hold it next to your ear."
then he continues. "
Then count to ten and there you have it, no more children!"
exclaimed the doctor.
"
I think I'll go for the cherry cracker option, cheers doc!"
the man explains and goes home.
He lights the cherry cracker and holds it next to his ear. He then starts to count to ten on his fingers, he gets to five. "
One minute."
he sticks the cherry cracker between his legs to continue counting... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10!
Bang!

there was a guy who wanted a cherry lollipop, so he went to the store and bought a lollipop and when he opened it it was a dick!!