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A young Italian bride was having a talk with her mother on her wedding
night.
She said, "MaMa, I'va never been with a man before and I'm ascared.
Whattama gonna do?"
Her mother says, "Baby, just go to your husband, and you'll know what
to do".
So, the nervous bride goes upstairs to her husband and closes the
bedroom door behind her. While she's standing across the room, her
husband takes off his shirt.
"Oh, my goodness" she screams as she runs out the door and down the
stairs to her mother.
"MaMa, he's a gotta hair all over his a chest!"
Her mother replies, "Honey, that's OK, he's a man, he's supposed to
have a hairy chest. Now go up back to your husband."
The nervous bride again goes back upstairs to the bedroom and closes
the door. Her husband takes off his pants.
"Oh me goodness!" she screams as she runs out the door and down the
stairs to more...

A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small
house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man
with a
long gray beard.
"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but one condition. If you so much
as lay
a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst
Chinese
tortures known to man."
"OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as
well,
and entered the house.
Over dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,
beautiful and
had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as
she
couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old
man's
warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room
for a
night of passion. more...

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA!" he snorted. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest!" On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrust her pubic area forward, "There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me the damn coat!" "That's not your chest!" he roars back. "Damn right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we got married, this was your hope chest. On our honeymoon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards it became our family chest....AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT...IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA," he snorted, "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest!" On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrusts her pubic area forward. "There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me a fur coat." "That's not your chest!" he roars back. "Damn right it's my chest," she argued, "Before we got married, this was your hope chest. On our honeymoon, it was your treasure chest. Afterwards it became our family chest. AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT, IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"

OKay, this chick walks into a pharmacy. There's a guy at the counter.
The chick says, "Doctor! I need your help!"
He says "What do you need?"
She takes off her shirt and she's got this big' O' on her chest. She says, "How do I get rid of this?"
The doctor said, "how'd it happen?"
She goes, "Well, whenever I have sex with my boyfriend, he wears his Oklahoma University jacket!"
The doctor said "Just tell him to take it off."
She said "OK."
And then this other chick walks in with the same problem and goes,"Doctor! Help! I've got a big "F" on my chest!"
He was like,' Holy crap, another girl with the same problem?' and he says, "Just tell him to take it off."
And she said "OK."
And then this third chick walks in with the same problem and says, "Doctor! Help! I've got a big "W" on my chest!"
The doctor more...

A Chinese man had three daughters. He asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter.
He then asked his second daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest", said the second daughter.
He finally asked his youngest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground!", said the youngest daughter.

Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair. The doctor gives him something and he says "It will work in about two months." Two months later Bob has no hair on his chest and back to the doctor he goes. The Doctor says,' Rub some Vaseline on your chest, and in a week you will be growing hair.' Jon comes home that day seeing Bob rub Vaseline and asks "Why?" Bob says "to grow chest hair" Jon says if Vaseline grows hair you would have a ponytail comin' out your ass!"