Chimps Jokes / Recent Jokes

Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper finds two finches have dropped dead from old age. In the monkey cage he discovers two of the oldest chimps have also kicked the bucket. Waste not want not so he puts them in a sack with the finches and later tosses them in the lion's cage at feeding time. "Oh, no!" roars the lion, "not finch and chimps again."

Scientists report that humans and chimps continued to breed long after they became separate species. The descendants of these hybrids can often be found between my legs.