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An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide:"How large is the population here?" "Around 1. 5 billion" -- the guide answersAmerican, After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?"
Obama even went a step further and offered New Jersey as collateral.
"What do you think about Red China?" one lady asked another during a luncheon on world affairs.
The U.S. Basketball team rolled to a 31-point victory over China. It was such a beating, players felt like they were in Tibet.
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The Spanish basketball team is facing criticism from the international community because they're acting Chinese in a team photo. China's showing their disgust for Spain by pulling from their shelves all the bootleg DVDs of Antonio Banderas' next ten films.
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency landing in Chinese lands. In a heroic dogfight, fought over international waters off the mainland China coast, a 60s era American-built Lockheed Electra propeller airliner with 24 US Navy passengers/observers aboard chewed up one of China's best state-of-the-art supersonic fighter aircraft. The Americans utilizing the infrequently seen combat tactic of straight and level flight, often accomplished by relying solely on auto pilot, engaged the unfortunate single seat combat jet and knocked it out of the air using only one of its four formidable rotating air mass propeller weapons system. After the action, the crew and passengers/observers dropped in on China's Hainan Island Resort for some much-deserved R&R as guests of the Chinese government. Reprinted more...