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Chris Kattan, former cast member of NBC's "Saturday Night Live," became engaged to model Sunshine Tutt on Christmas Eve..

Speaking to reporters, Ms Tutt said she was really looking forward to the wedding and'couldn't remember' what initally attracted her to multi-millionaire Kattan.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chris!
Chris who?
Chrisco'll do you proud everytime!

: 1. Is this the NKOTB reunion concert?

2. Does anyone know what state Lance is from?

3. Joey's Hoe #56

4. All the fellas in the house, lemme hear ya say Boom Shaka Laka Boom!

5. This Song Sucks! (and hold it up at the beginning of every song, or even better, hold it up when they're talking)

6. This girl has B.O. (with an arrow pointing to the person next to you)

7. I hate baby blue!

8. I actually like Joey actually

9. I'll Lay Down Beside You AJ!

10. Steve Fatone is HOT! (just a quick way to get yourself on the big screen)

11. What up, J-Dawg? Just wanted to make you feel welcome, yo.

12. Justin & Britney 4-Ever

13. Why don't you guys ever sing "The Hardest Thing?"

14. Hey JC! Where's Bobbi?

15. I made this poster just in case you guys forgot what you looked like (and tape a bunch of teeny posters on it)

16. more...

Stan, Barry and Chris were working on a high-rise building project, when Stan fell off and was killed instantly.
As the ambulance was taking the body away, Chris said, "I guess someone should go and tell his wife."
"I'm pretty good with that sensitive stuff, so I'll do it," replied Barry.
A couple of hours later, Barry returned carrying a six-pack. "Where did you get that?" asked Chris.
"Stan's wife gave it to me," replied Barry.
"What? That's incredible!" exclaimed Chris. "You go and tell the lady that her husband is dead and she gives you a six-pack?"
"Well, not exactly," Barry said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Stan's widow.' She replied, 'I'm not a widow.'
So I said, 'Care to bet me a six-pack?'"

A lawyer named Chris was on his death bed, his partner of 35 years at his bedside. "Joe," Chris said, "I have a confession to make. I've been having an affair with your wife for 25 years and I'm the father of your daughter, Jill. Not only that, but I've also been stealing from our firm for years."
"Don't give it another thought," replied Joe. "I have a confession too. I'm the one who put the arsenic in your martini."

When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house." Is that your grandmother?" I asked Chris when he boarded." Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas." "How nice," I said. "Where does she live?" "At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her we just go out there and get her."

When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house."Is that your grandmother?" I asked Chris when he boarded."Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas." "How nice," I said. "Where does she live?""At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her we just go out there and get her."