Chuck Norris Jokes / Recent Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

Dragonball Z is the story of Chuck Norris as a sperm.

when the boogyman goes to sleep every-night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris decided not to kill.

Chuck Norris Walked into a Bar, The Bar said Ouch.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.