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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies? " "Well, I liked the book!"

A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?""Yes""What are you doing at the movies? ""Well, I liked the book!"

There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a cinema screen the owner of the theater had installed a khaadi dhoti.
The villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen.
They decided to dedicate the theater to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: GANDHI KI DHOTI

There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic.
In fact as a cinema screen the owner of the theater had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theater to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI

An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the cinema." The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, "Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!" Agnes whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it...you've seen one, you've seen them all." Madge says, "I KNOW...but this one's eating my POPCORN!!"

An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I`m sorry," The girl tells him. "We can`t allow animals in the cinema." The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it`s head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, "Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!" Agnes whispers back, "Oh, don`t worry about it... you`ve seen one, you`ve seen them all." Madge says, "I KNOW... but this one`s eating my POPCORN!!"

A man with a 12 foot long dick goes to visit the doctor. He says, "Doctor, I'm taking a girl out tonight. It's my first ever date and I'm not sure what to do with my dick. Some people find it rather terrifying." The doctor looks at the man pensively and finally advises him to paint it red, white and blue and hang it around his neck like a scarf. The man thanks the doctor for his advice and leaves to prepare for his hot date at the cinema. Everything goes according to plan at the cinema and the couple begin to get amorous. Suddenly half way through the film the lights in the auditorium are switched on and a loud voice booms from the PA system: "Will the man with the red, white and blue scarf sitting on the back row please stop flicking ice cream over the other patrons."