Cleaners Jokes / Recent Jokes

Monica Lewinski goes into her cleaners with a dress to be cleaned. As she enters, she sees that Mr. Lee, (the owner of the cleaners and whom is hard of hearing), is in the back.
She yells, " Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee, It's Monica. I have a dress to be cleaned."
Mr. Lee yells, "Come again"
Monica says, "No, it is gravy this time."

Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to the
dry cleaners. The man working there was an elderly man and was hard of
hearing.
Monica said,"I need this dress cleaned."
The man said, "Come again?"
Monica replied, "No, it's just mustard."

Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to thedry cleaners. The man working there was an elderly man and was hard ofhearing.Monica said,"I need this dress cleaned." The man said, "Come again?"Monica replied, "No, it's just mustard."

Monica went to the dry cleaners.
"I have another dress for you to clean", she said.
"come again?" said the employee.
"no", said Monica,"mustard."

An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter.
"I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress," she says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."