Comeback Jokes / Recent Jokes

Dr. Caligari's Comeback: A bad sector disk error occurs only after you've done several hours of work without performing a backup.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Michael Jackson is seeking a comeback in London because he's broke like everybody else. Except he was broke well before the economy bust. Remember when he was running a children's amusement park and not charging admission? Plus open bar! That business model was never going to work.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.