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Confucius Says: Man who sit on tack get point.

Confucius Says: Man who sleep in cat house by day, in doghouse by night

Confucius Says: Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

Confucius Says: Man who sleep like baby does not have one.

Confucius Says: Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality.

Confucius Says: Man who smoke pot choke on handle.

Confucius Says: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.