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Confucius Says: Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into own hands.

Confucius Says: Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

Confucius Says: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Confucius Says: Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!

Confucius Says: Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.

Confucius Says: Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things.

Confucius Says: Man who take woman on camping trip have one intent.