Confucius Jokes / Recent Jokes

Confucius Says: Man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.

Confucius Says: Man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

Confucius Says: Man who have hole in pocket feels cocky all day.

Confucius Says: Man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

Confucius Says: Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!

Confucius Says: Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

Confucius Says: Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.