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Confucius Says: Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

Confucius Says: Man who lose key to girl friends apartment, no get nukie.

Confucius Says: Man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

Confucius Says: Man who make love to woman on hill, not on level.

Confucius Says: Man who marries girl with no bust has right to feel low down.

Confucius Says: Man who masturbate only screwing self.

Confucius Says: Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.