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Confucius Says: Man who pee through screen door, only straining himself.

Confucius Says: Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.

Confucius Says: Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap get bust in mouth.

Confucius Says: Man who put cock on stove have hot rod.

Confucius Says: Man who put cream in tart not always baker.

Confucius Says: Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

Confucius Says: Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.