Confucius Jokes / Recent Jokes
Confucius Says:Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.Man who eat jellybean relieve self in technicolor.Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!Man who sit on tack get point!Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.A girl's best asset is her' lie'ability.
Confucius Says:He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.Eunuch not strange creature, just man cut out to be bachelor.Man who dream of eating giant mushroom---wake up with no pillow.Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose.Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work.Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress.
Confucius Say...
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.
Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
He who run behind bus get exhausted.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.
Man who puts dick in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts.
Confucius Says:Girl who make love in tomb may soon become mummy.Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.Man trapped in pantry have himself in jam.Women take to good hearted men. Also from.Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.Man who shoot off mouth, expect to lose face.Man with big mouth, beware of foot.