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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A: Both of them.Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: He heard the chicken was a slut.Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay? A: They don't have time.Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg? A: They won't stop to ask directions.Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds? A: The bonds mature.Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? A: So men can remember them.Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: We don't know; it has never happened.Q: Why is it difficult to find more...

What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.

What did God say after creating Eve?
Practice makes perfect.

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates. ..............
"Look everything should be in balance.
For every 10 deer there should be a lion.
Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....
And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes....
And here is south America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance."
One of the angels asked... "God, what is this beautiful country here?"
God said "Aha... that is the crown piece of all. INDIA. My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. more...