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One Day Three Kids Were Praising About Their Fathers. One Of Them Said "My Dad Fell From A High Building. He Broke His Leg. The Doctor Replaced It With A Baseball Bat. So He Became A Champion In Playing Baseball."The Other One Said That My Dad Fell From A High Building. The Doctor Replaced It With A Cricket Bat. My Dad Became A Champion In Cricket." The Third One Said That My Dad Fell From A High Building. The Doctor Replaced It With The Cow's Stomach. My Dad Became A Champion In Giving Milk."
The famous cricketer was talking to a little old lady he met on the train. He told her he was a cricketer and asked if she ever watched the game of cricket.
'Cricket?' she exclaimed.
'Oh dear me no, I don't know anything about it. I bet I couldn't tell one end of an umpire from the other!'
George was in the habit of staying our late after the cricket match.
A friend asked' What does your wife say when you get in at all hours?'
'Nothing. She just gives me a late cut across the mouth with a cricket bat.'
1st wife:' Did you manage to get away from cricket at your wedding?'
2nd wife:' Don't talk to me about it. I thought it was a bad sign when we had to enter under an arch of cricket bats, but it got worse.'
1st wife:' What happened?'
2nd wife:' The choir sang The Bails of St. Mary's!'
George and his wife were staying up to listen to the cricket report from Australia which finally came through.
'Ninety six all out!' moaned George.
'I don't know what more to expect,' replied his wife.' Our boys aren't used to playing in the middle of the night!'
Bishen Singh Bedi stands in the centre of a marketplace, tossing a cricket ball and addressing passersby.' Behno aur bhaiyoV Soon a large crowd collects round him. Bedi continues to toss the cricket ball and yells:' Brothers and sisters!'
A man approaches him and asks:' Sardar//' why don't you say something? See the enormous crowd you have collected.'
Replies Bedi:' Sir, you have no doubt seen lots of fools play with different kinds of balls on different kinds of playing fields. But I bet you haven't seen so many fools gather round one cricket ball.'
The young man was at a dinner party with a pretty girl, but spent the entire evening talking of nothing but cricket. He described all the matches he had played in great detail, how many runs he had scored and so on. Eventually, he stopped and said,' this must be boring for you, me
talking of cricket all the time.'
'Not at all,' she said.' Tell me, what is cricket?'