Criticism Jokes / Recent Jokes
Adam Sandler is a complete dipshit, a child, an unfunny irritant to all those unlucky enough (or brave enough) to actually look at the cinema screen!
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting.
Suddenly, mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off her chair exclaiming, "My god! It's already three P.M. I'm about to miss my train!" She begins to gather her luggage together.
At this moment, the son-in-law's daughter runs up to her and before he can stop her, she announces, "Don't hurry, granny! Daddy moved the clock two hours ahead!"
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The punkrocker's hair is red, green, yellow and orange. He has feather earrings.
When he sees the old man staring at him, the punk rocker says "What's the matter old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were a young guy?"
The old guy says in reply "Yeah. One time I had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid... "
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
a black guy who was in the school of whites guys. so there was a white guy who was a giant he hates this black guy so he try always to treat this black guy bad. someday he took him for a fight but the black said:why don't you pick someone with your own colour.