Criticism Jokes / Recent Jokes

he is so darn thin that when he is so full he cannot fart.

Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house.

Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails."
"I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!"

What do u call it when your tv is floting at night?
Uve bin robed by a black man.

90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home! (you know, Fords - Fix or Repair Daily)

Q: What do you call a fat bitch with a condom?
A: A half ton pick-up with a bed liner.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you
But the roses are wiltered
the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head!