Criticism Jokes / Recent Jokes
YOU SO UGLY... UR MOMMA HAD TO TIE A PORK CHOP AROUND YOUR NECK JUST SO THE DOG WOULD PLAY WITH CHA!!!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:
A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a happy meal. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. All foam, no beer. The butter has slipped off his pancake. The cheese slid off his cracker. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. As smart as bait. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. Her sewing machine's out of thread. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Receiver is off the hook. Not wired to code. Skylight leaks a little. Her slinky's kinked. Too much yardage between the goal posts. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together. A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on. more...
Q. why did micheal jackson go to the once upon a child store? a. because he heard boys pants were half off.
Q: What do you call a group of blacks in a barn?
A: old antique farm equipment
Q: How do you get a black down from a tree?
A: cut the rope
Q: what do you call a black priest?
A: holy shit
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!
Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells.
Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.