Criticism Jokes / Recent Jokes

Under a traffic light, the policeman stopped a overspeed car.

one day an ant was seating on the toilet seat and a 37 year old lady thats 650lbs and sat on the toilet and the ant said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off of me!

Pop-I the Sailor Man ToT ToT
Lives in a garbage can ToT ToT
Turned on the heeter and
Burnt of his peter
Pop-I the Sailor Man ToT ToT

Pop-I the Sailor Man Tot-Tot
Lives in a Garbage can Tot-Tot
He turned on the heeter and
Burnt off his peter
Pop-I the Sailor Man Tot-Tot!!!

Q. what do u call a man with a seagul on his head?
A. cliff

what do you call black people in swimming pools?
coco pops

Marie's funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a mourner keeps repeating, "At last they're together. At last they're together."
A mourner whispers, "Why are you making such a tumult? She was a tramp even when Nick was alive. What's with this nonsense...at last they're together!"
The first mourner responds, "I'm talking about her LEGS! At last they're together!"