Criticism Jokes / Recent Jokes
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife's tits and says, "If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows."
He grabs her butt and says, "If this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens."
The wife grabs the farmer's dick and says, "And if this stayed hard, we could get rid of your brother."
Lawyers get a lot of unjust criticism. I would remind you that it is not right to condemn a whole profession just because of 350,000 bad apples.
What do you call bones with blonde hair?
Calisa Flockhart (Alley McBeal)
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?
A: Put sheet music in front of him.