Criticism Jokes / Recent Jokes
there was a brunette, a red head, and a blonde... The Brunette says I want a man that owns a corn field....The red head says I want a man that loves me and has a corn field...the blonde says I want a Corny man...
Hahahahahaha
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie tells the man he will grant him three wishes, but everything the man gets, his mother-in-law gets twice.
The man's first wish is for 10 million dollars. The Genie reminds the man that his mother-in-law will get 20 million dollars.
The man says, "that's ok."
The man's next wish is for a house by the sea.
Once again, the Genie reminds the man that his mother-in-law will get two houses by the sea; once again, the man says, "that's okay."
The man's last wish is to be beaten half to death!
This girl is walking with her boyfriend in the park and she asks... Hunny... will you remember me in a day?... uummm... yeah.
Will you remember me in a week... yah...in a year? yeah. ok well knock, knock? whos there? gosh sweety you already forgot me.
Sign seen in a small restaurant:
Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send your friends. Otherwise, send your mother-in-law.