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A man walks in to the local pub holding a medium sized box. He places the box on the bar, takes a seat and asks the bar tender "if I show you something amazing, will you give me a free pint" the bar tender thinks for a while and agrees. The customer gently removes the lid of the box to reveal a small man playing away at a classical piano. The bar tender begins to pour a pint and asks in amazement "where did you get that" the customer responds "just outside the pub, I found a dented lamp in the rubbish, I rubbed it and out came a gene who granted me only one wish". The bar tender handed over the pint and asked "may I have the lamp so I could also have a wish". The customer didn't respond but smiled and put the lamp on the bar. The bar tender rubbed the lamp and out came a gene, "you have awaken me from me sleep, if you let me rest I will let you have one wish" the bar tender quickly says "I wish I had a million bucks" suddenly more...
When the crooked hamburger took it on the lamb, where did it go? Oh, ewe know!
When the crooked hamburger took it on the' lamb', where did it go? Oh,' ewe' know!
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.