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Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?
Maybe, what made them sick?
How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.
A few days after returning from a business trip to the Far East, the man notices a strange growth on his penis. He visits several doctors and keeps getting the same response, "You were screwing around in the Far East, it's very common there, there's no cure, there's no choice but to cut it off."
He panics and figures that if it is so common in the Far East, they must know how to cure it so he returns to see a doctor there.
After examining him, the doctor says, "I see you have been fooling around in my country. I must tell you this is a very common problem here. Have you seen any other doctors?"
"Yes I have, back home in the USA," the man replies.
"I'll bet they told you it would have to be cut off," says the doctor.
"Yes, they did," answers the man.
Smiling, the doctor says, "That is not correct. It will fall off by itself!"
Guy goes into a bar. Bartender says "what'll ya have, fella?"
Guy says: "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-scotch n-n-n-n-n-n s-s-s-s-s-soda."
Barkeep fills the order, hands it to the guy, who says "th-th-th-th-th-thanks."
Barkeep leans over the counter, motions to the guy, looks left & right, and whispers "Friend, I know this ain't none of my business, but you know, I used to stutter a whole lot. But my wife found the cure. You interested?"
"Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sure|" says the Guy. Barkeep looks again, left & right.
"My wife heard about this cure: she performed all *kinds* of magical, passionate, kinky sex on me and with me and I was cured right then and there"
Guy thanks the bartender, tips him generously, and leaves. A week later the guy comes back into the bar.
"What'll it be tonight, Friend?" asks the barkeep.
Guy: "Yes, my good man, more...
Scientists have developed a daily pill that can cure Alzheimer's disease. To ensure that elderly patients take the medication, doctors plan on hiding the pills far from home.
Q. Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A. They can't get the laboratory mice to arse fuck.
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?
Maybe, what made them sick?