Cute Jokes / Recent Jokes

If u intended to DO SO..
DO SO...
If not do not DO SO
ok dont DO SO...
Intension is the main thing which cause to DO SO..
So make sure while doing to DO SO, so as to DO SO...
DO SO DO SO

there were two muffins in an oven one muffin said "boy its hot in here" the other muffin said
"ahhhh a talking muffin"

what did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line??? im the weiner!!!

Women's version:

Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so more...

Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:

Dear GOD:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - Jane

Dear GOD:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry

Dear GOD:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - Mickey

Dear GOD:
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - Nan

Dear GOD:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane

Dear GOD:
I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, Alison

Dear GOD:
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? - Lucy

Dear GOD:
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling more...

Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God: Dear GOD: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - JaneDear GOD: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - LarryDear GOD: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - MickeyDear GOD: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - NanDear GOD: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - JaneDear GOD: I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, AlisonDear GOD: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? - LucyDear GOD: Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? AnitaDear GOD: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -NormaDear GOD: Who draws the more...

Why did Goofy go to outerspace?
He wanted to see Pluto.