Cute Jokes / Recent Jokes
There was once this guy who said:
Ha HA! This is the most hilarious joke in the world! So laugh idiots...laugh!
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"
The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"
The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O. K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O. K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I more...
Banta was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the two cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"
Banta, giving the lady an angry look, replied, "I don't know."
The lady asked, "Which is a boy and which is a girl?"
Banta looking angrier than before replied, "I don't know."
The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"
Banta replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company!"
one time.. there was this very big big big man named Gauditt. he smelled very very very bad. some people mistake him for santa claus. he has 2 berds and 1 mustash. he considered himself to be a good good good bowler but he sucked. it was really really really sad. everyone laughed when he went to bend over. people called him lots and lots and lots of names behind his fat fat fat back. his back fat was the size of egypt. he ate 17 tacos daily. he once fell far far far down the long long long stairs and crushed a little little little kid to death. then he went back to the north pole with his big big big fat fat fat elfs.