Deaf Jokes / Recent Jokes

A guy was just about to tee off when he was approached by a man who handed him a card which read: 'I am a deaf mute. Would you please allow me to play through?'
The guy angrily shook his head as he handed the card back and said, "NO, you cannot play through!" Figuring the man could lip read, he added, "I can't believe you would attempt to use your handicap to your own advantage. You should be ashamed of yourself!"
The deaf man walked away, while the guy whacked his ball onto the green and then walked off to finish the hole.
As he was about to put the ball in the hole, he was knocked out cold when a golf ball hit him in the head.
Coming to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute giving him a stern look, one hand on his hip and the other holding up four fingers.

A blind guy, a deaf guy, and an armless guy were in a cave. All of a sudden, a blind guy said he heard something, the deaf guy said he saw something, and the armless guy said "Let's kick his ass!"

One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eight grade through college level. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot. The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?" God asked Abraham to sacrifice more...